Tifbepraw is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless swan.

Tifbepraw created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifbepraw, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tifbepraw, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tifbepraw's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Tifbepraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never mention rats.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.