Zodnullrat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, impressive goat.

Zodnullrat created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Zodnullrat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zodnullrat, it will turn you into a slug.

Zodnullrat's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Zodnullrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about gravity near badgers while wearing orange stockings.

3. Never feed lots of wheat to horses while wearing mauve dresses.

4. Always help dolphins in need.

5. Never talk about hamsters.