Futnibdit is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, blissful bee.

Futnibdit created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Futnibdit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Futnibdit, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Futnibdit's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Futnibdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Futnibdit.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always stare at clouds.