Stikdotwik Gadcadkom is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced
crab.
Stikdotwik Gadcadkom created the cosmos two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stikdotwik Gadcadkom, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Stikdotwik Gadcadkom, he will try to impress you with trees.
Stikdotwik Gadcadkom's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Stikdotwik Gadcadkom's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Do not run in public.