Loopbast is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, proud dolphin.

Loopbast created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Loopbast, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Loopbast, it will not care at all.

Loopbast's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Loopbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never feed peas to horses while wearing hats.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Always help sick pigs.

5. Do not commit murder.