Vogtamgen Vongarhin Xemdundum
is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, benevolent
beaver
.
Vogtamgen Vongarhin Xemdundum
created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vogtamgen Vongarhin Xemdundum
, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Vogtamgen Vongarhin Xemdundum
, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Vogtamgen Vongarhin Xemdundum's
most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Vogtamgen Vongarhin Xemdundum's Holy Commandments
1. Do not kill swans.
2. Never wear rings.
3. Never go into magenta rooms.
4. Do not drink water in red rooms.
5. Learn nine new languages a year.
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