Panfedtof Baphivleg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental fly.

Panfedtof Baphivleg created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panfedtof Baphivleg, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Panfedtof Baphivleg, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Panfedtof Baphivleg's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Panfedtof Baphivleg's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Panfedtof Baphivleg.

2. Panfedtof Baphivleg loves doves, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help ants.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.