Jinpigdon Cubrowlaptignulcen is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, omnipotent hummingbird.

Jinpigdon Cubrowlaptignulcen created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinpigdon Cubrowlaptignulcen, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jinpigdon Cubrowlaptignulcen, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jinpigdon Cubrowlaptignulcen's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Jinpigdon Cubrowlaptignulcen's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Jinpigdon Cubrowlaptignulcen's priests.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never feed peanuts to shrews while wearing dresses.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never hurt bats.