Vidbegxem is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud
snake.
Vidbegxem created vertebrates four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vidbegxem, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Vidbegxem, he will make you grow a tail.
Vidbegxem's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Vidbegxem's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Do not drink water in black rooms.
3. Always obey Vidbegxem's priests.
4. Run away from cyan whales, for they are unholy.
5. Always pray immersed in water.