Kopmifren is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered
frog.
Kopmifren created a top quark seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kopmifren, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Kopmifren, she will be very sad.
Kopmifren's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Kopmifren's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of grapes to dogs while wearing brown kilts.
2. You must never eat peanuts.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Do not speak about oranges.