Kopmifren is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered frog.

Kopmifren created a top quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopmifren, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kopmifren, she will be very sad.

Kopmifren's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Kopmifren's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of grapes to dogs while wearing brown kilts.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not speak about oranges.