Hasgod is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong wasp.

Hasgod created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasgod, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hasgod, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hasgod's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Hasgod's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hasgod's priests.

2. Retreat if three gulls approach from the north.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Hasgod in the centre of the settlement.