Safnegbid is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable
hydra.
Safnegbid created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Safnegbid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Safnegbid, he will turn you into a plant.
Safnegbid's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Safnegbid's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Never eat lentils.
4. Learn four new languages a year.
5. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Safnegbid on top of important buildings.