Safnegbid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable hydra.

Safnegbid created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safnegbid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Safnegbid, he will turn you into a plant.

Safnegbid's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Safnegbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Safnegbid on top of important buildings.