Flowjatveg is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, merciful crab.

Flowjatveg created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flowjatveg, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flowjatveg, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Flowjatveg's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Flowjatveg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Flowjatveg in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Never talk about fire.