Betdagpan is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, emotional butterfly.

Betdagpan created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Betdagpan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Betdagpan, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Betdagpan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Betdagpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Hide from purple tapirs for they are unholy.

3. Snails are not to be trusted.

4. Betdagpan loves manatees, so they must be respected.

5. Never think ill of sick dolphins.