Xenpadomt is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating bat.

Xenpadomt created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenpadomt, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xenpadomt, it will ignore you.

Xenpadomt's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Xenpadomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must pray to Xenpadomt five times a day.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always help horses in need.