Dunfeblan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, astonishing fly.

Dunfeblan created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunfeblan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dunfeblan, it will laugh at you.

Dunfeblan's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dunfeblan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Dunfeblan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Dunfeblan on top of all buildings.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never feed apples to ducks while wearing yellow jumpers.

5. Never look at galaxies.