Latdongat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, kind manatee.

Latdongat created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Latdongat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Latdongat, it will curse you with boils.

Latdongat's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Latdongat's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Latdongat loves manatees, so they must be respected.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat tomatoes.