Cadbonkdun is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, flying hippopotamus.

Cadbonkdun created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadbonkdun, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cadbonkdun, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cadbonkdun's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cadbonkdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Worship no other gods but Cadbonkdun.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Do not listen to music.