Sitwipweearfbop is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, ruthless human.

Sitwipweearfbop created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitwipweearfbop, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sitwipweearfbop, it will torture you forever.

Sitwipweearfbop's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Sitwipweearfbop's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn horses, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about dark matter near great tits while wearing turquoise corsets.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Never wear yellow shirts.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.