Cibsomvad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, prudent centaur.

Cibsomvad created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibsomvad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cibsomvad, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cibsomvad's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cibsomvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. You must never eat corn.