Rulsignur Dogwikbig Dogceplid is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful wombat.

Rulsignur Dogwikbig Dogceplid created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulsignur Dogwikbig Dogceplid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rulsignur Dogwikbig Dogceplid, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rulsignur Dogwikbig Dogceplid's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Rulsignur Dogwikbig Dogceplid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Rulsignur Dogwikbig Dogceplid on top of all buildings.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing indigo shirts and balancing six lead spheres on your legs.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Rulsignur Dogwikbig Dogceplid in the centre of the settlement.