Rullkikarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, omnipotent lizard.

Rullkikarn created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullkikarn, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rullkikarn, he will come to you in dreams.

Rullkikarn's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Rullkikarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Rullkikarn in the centre of the settlement.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Rullkikarn loves frogs, so they must be honoured.