Govlimcip is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, stupid cat.

Govlimcip created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Govlimcip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Govlimcip, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Govlimcip's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Govlimcip's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not take Govlimcip's name in vain.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.