Afjanbap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, merciful jackal.

Afjanbap created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afjanbap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Afjanbap, she will turn you into a mouse.

Afjanbap's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Afjanbap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Afjanbap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never sprint near otters.

5. Always wear pink.