Ontbaggab is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud deer.

Ontbaggab created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontbaggab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ontbaggab, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Ontbaggab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Ontbaggab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect five copper sculptures of Ontbaggab on top of important buildings.