Nilrennadligingxenjam is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent deer.

Nilrennadligingxenjam created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilrennadligingxenjam, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nilrennadligingxenjam, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nilrennadligingxenjam's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nilrennadligingxenjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near nematodes.

2. Always help whales in need.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never feed tomatoes to turtles while wearing yellow hats.

5. Never feed corn to eagles while wearing shoes.