Natquartged is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking grasshopper.

Natquartged created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natquartged, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Natquartged, it will turn you into a hamster.

Natquartged's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Natquartged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.