Niltunten is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent tapir.

Niltunten created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Niltunten, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Niltunten, she will turn you into a dog.

Niltunten's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Niltunten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Never sprint near goats.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not kill sharks.

5. Do not shave your neck.