Genarmbep is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, prudent salamander.

Genarmbep created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Genarmbep, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Genarmbep, he will turn you into a plant.

Genarmbep's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Genarmbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

4. Erect seven gold sculptures of Genarmbep on top of important buildings.

5. Never sprint near otters.