Sabdavdan is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, stupid cow.

Sabdavdan created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabdavdan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sabdavdan, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sabdavdan's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Sabdavdan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Sabdavdan on top of important buildings.

2. Feed all hungry mites.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Sabdavdan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.