Renfaghap is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident squirrel.

Renfaghap created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renfaghap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Renfaghap, he will remove you from existence.

Renfaghap's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Renfaghap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

5. Always wear orange.