Cippibtig Godtanarn is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, annoying camel.

Cippibtig Godtanarn created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Cippibtig Godtanarn, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cippibtig Godtanarn, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cippibtig Godtanarn's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cippibtig Godtanarn's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine mice approach from the north.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always treat nematodes with great respect.