Bidjenraw is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered lizard.

Bidjenraw created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidjenraw, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidjenraw, it will ignore you.

Bidjenraw's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bidjenraw's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never laugh near rats.