Nadomthug is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful shark.

Nadomthug created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadomthug, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nadomthug, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Nadomthug's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nadomthug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Nadomthug on top of all buildings.

3. Do not take Nadomthug's name in vain.

4. Never jump near birds.

5. Never mention aardvarks.