Cabcebmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ill-tempered narwhal.

Cabcebmeg created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabcebmeg, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cabcebmeg, she will be very sad.

Cabcebmeg's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cabcebmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Worship no other gods but Cabcebmeg.

4. Never paint your feet turquoise.

5. Always help goats in need.