Tarpcenbot Yartnigfar is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, cheerful dragon.

Tarpcenbot Yartnigfar created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tarpcenbot Yartnigfar, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tarpcenbot Yartnigfar, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tarpcenbot Yartnigfar's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tarpcenbot Yartnigfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near monkeys while wearing black kilts and balancing three titanium spheres on your back.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.