Nurbossfud Sogstip Quartbamtim is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited owl.

Nurbossfud Sogstip Quartbamtim created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurbossfud Sogstip Quartbamtim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nurbossfud Sogstip Quartbamtim, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nurbossfud Sogstip Quartbamtim's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Nurbossfud Sogstip Quartbamtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near doves.

2. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Nurbossfud Sogstip Quartbamtim on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near badgers while wearing black stockings and balancing five tin spheres on your face.

4. Never think ill of sick seals.

5. Do not kill hamsters.