Fomjat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, uncaring hedgehog.

Fomjat created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomjat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fomjat, he will curse you with boils.

Fomjat's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fomjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Erect a giant red sculpture of Fomjat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never mention nematodes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Never wear hats.