Sannellkimflow is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, calm dingo.

Sannellkimflow created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sannellkimflow, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sannellkimflow, he will be very sad.

Sannellkimflow's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Sannellkimflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near squirrels while wearing indigo shorts and balancing nine lead spheres on your face.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.