Vogdabteen is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, intelligent crane.

Vogdabteen created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogdabteen, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vogdabteen, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vogdabteen's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Vogdabteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.