Yartrakkop is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, humane duck.

Yartrakkop created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartrakkop, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yartrakkop, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yartrakkop's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Yartrakkop's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Yartrakkop in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always help snakes in need.