Weglitlab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, sapient wasp.

Weglitlab created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weglitlab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Weglitlab, he will turn you into a rat.

Weglitlab's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Weglitlab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Weglitlab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Weglitlab on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Do not cook food in pots.