Migventon is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, irritating camel.

Migventon created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Migventon, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Migventon, he will boil you in a big pot.

Migventon's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Migventon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always look after injured grasshopers.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Always take life seriously.