Femfaszag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust scorpion.

Femfaszag created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Femfaszag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Femfaszag, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Femfaszag's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Femfaszag's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Femfaszag's priests.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about chromosomes.