Yatflagmig is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful dingo.

Yatflagmig created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatflagmig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yatflagmig, she will boil you in a big pot.

Yatflagmig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Yatflagmig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight tin sculptures of Yatflagmig on top of important buildings.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never mention porpoises.

4. Yatflagmig must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not eat wheat.