Fenbossflaggepbepdadyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, clever wolf.

Fenbossflaggepbepdadyatt created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fenbossflaggepbepdadyatt, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fenbossflaggepbepdadyatt, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fenbossflaggepbepdadyatt's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Fenbossflaggepbepdadyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four ducks approach from the west.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

5. Do not eat oranges.