Mipboghab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful hare.

Mipboghab created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipboghab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mipboghab, he will destroy your home solar system.

Mipboghab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Mipboghab's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Mipboghab loves eagles, so they must be respected.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.