Mabcingud is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, idiotic mink.

Mabcingud created humankind five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabcingud, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mabcingud, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mabcingud's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Mabcingud's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to rats while wearing stockings.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Mabcingud loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Mabcingud on top of all buildings.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.