Fabgofapp Kemfetleg is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, narcissistic parrot.

Fabgofapp Kemfetleg created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabgofapp Kemfetleg, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fabgofapp Kemfetleg, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fabgofapp Kemfetleg's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fabgofapp Kemfetleg's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Never eat onions.

4. You must love Fabgofapp Kemfetleg.

5. Never look in ponds.