Kipdobloglog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet lobster.

Kipdobloglog created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipdobloglog, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kipdobloglog, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Kipdobloglog's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Kipdobloglog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.